Public transit be like your bus is due …..now! ……..now! …..any second now…….okay now! Just kidding uhh…………..now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
i love how whenever something gets popular the underground tormented avant garde bloggers start becoming self conscious of liking it/finding it funny, and it eventually evolves into aggression towards it. doesnt matter what it is. unrelated but i saw someone call isopods cringe today
People like to portray Link as a little feral gremlin, and you’re absolutely not wrong for doing so. But people seem to forget that Zelda is her own little cryptid creature too!
Girl literally crawls in and out of a well like the demon in The Ring whenever she wants to hyper focus on something. She catches frogs with her bare hands and feeds them to Link to study how fucked up it makes him. She eats rocks whole without the aid of water. And she just lets the many children of Hateno just swarm her house whenever they please.
are we redirecting a large asteroid into orbit around the Earth, or are we stealing a moon from Jupiter or Saturn, or are we breaking Luna in half, or what?
what’s the source of the new moon
we’re stealing pluto
this sounds like it’d take so much more effort than literally any other option
plus, Pluto and Charon are sort of a package deal, they orbit eachother
3 moons, we can’t go against yuri
Pluto also has four smaller moons, Styx, Hydra, Kerberos, and Nix
so we’ll get three moons, two of which orbit eachother, and four double moons
moon-moons?
moonlings??
sounds like a plan
more
fucking
moons!
okay, thought about this for too long, so im gonna point out the BIGGEST problem here, namely the Pluto-Charon binary system and moving it into Earth’s orbit to make them properly revolve around us
so, when you wanna lower something to a closer orbit to whatever it was orbits, in our case, the Sun, you wanna slow it down, which means it’ll fall closer. then you can slow it down on the closer side and round it out to a circle-ish
with a binary system like Pluto and Charon, you gotta be REALLY careful as not to slow them down in such a way that it disrupts their movement around EACHOTHER. if you fuck up their REALLY delicate dance, they will COLLIDE WITH EACHOTHER
and to make matters worse, it’s a LOPSIDED BINARY. while the center of mass IS between the two bodies, Pluto is CONSIDERABLY larger than Charon
and hell knows getting all those smaller moons to roll with it is gonna be a massive pain
i don’t see why we can’t just steal some moons from Jupiter. she has plenty of moons
Who cares about science? We need the girlies
The girlies are going to cause a tsunami that will destroy your house.
HAH, I live in a place where tsunamies can’t form!
I’m safe but you’re not >:)
not to burts your bubble bestie but our home is all ocean
had someone comment “investing at x notes” on one of my posts and then the post just stopped getting notes which is a thousand times funnier than it blowing up if I’m being honest
get urself a new portfolio manager my guy because your investments ain’t going nowhere
